Photosynthesis-Cat

Hello all,

I fancied introducing myself today in an un-brief biography. Akin to those plaguing the existence of facebook, email inboxes, and relationship websites. I chose to build a very frank, ideally amusing, window into the existence of a photosynthetic placental mammal.

THE BASICS

I am a particularly diminutive individual of my race, with semi-pointed ears, and a "skin complexion" combination of fur and scales. I am feminine in form, though not in practice, and unintentionally enjoy the perpetuity of being twelve years old. I am partially mechanical in nature, particularly when describing intellectual curiosities, and concepts from my thought processes. Aside from that, I am often identified as a host of other mammalian creatures (ursines, procyonids, felids, murids, and canids, to name a few), several of the mythonids (synodracids, eevenids, and pikadids), and a particular feminine individual of a nearly-extinct race, once located on the planet of Gamma Vega. Oh, I nearly forgot to mention that I reproduce by fruiting sporangia-baubules, and seasonally produce dorsal-cranial plasma flowers. Further, my organs eat one another on a semi-regular basis, for want of proper pancreatic functioning.

THE GOOD STUFF

There is nothing more fun than watching movies (especially multiple times) and critiquing them from start to finish; ideally with popcorn. I am often mistaken as masculine, despite my socially-normative appearance. I talk, scream, converse with, and answer others while enjoying ritual REM sequences (even in post-REM accents that I am yet unable to replicate). I vocalize early and evening-hour thought processes, and my ability to do so increases with ethanol consumption or lack of REM (though it is rare that I consume any such beverages. In fact, I tend to prefer products of artiodactyl lactation). Steeped in classical and choral music, I often welcome corpuscle through song and mixed ballroom dance – ranging from weird al, to Christian rock, to la comparsita, to rhianna and beyond. I have also utilized these qualities while attempting to tap my non-existent inner rage-face, flip tables, and destroy a patio tile under Kyosa's supervision. Moreover, I am proud to have vicariously achieved immortality, perfected imperceivable self-cloning (I make quite intriguing conversation together), and danced with Scottish pines and mixed-deciduous forest inhabitants. Oh yes, and vernacular aside, I am more often an blithering mess of forgetfulness, clumsiness, naievity, and nerddom.

Ideally, I will be able to update this as I remember more of myself (for I tend to get lost and forget I was supposed to meet me somewhere), so keep posted for more scientific nonsense, mammal babblings, and electrocution by disposable cameras. (it tingles!)

- Photosynthesis cat